I READ THIS ON A WEBSITE SOMEWHERE. THIS GUY MUST BE RIGHT BECAUSE I AGREE WITH HIM
I like big cars, big boats, big houses, and naturally - big tits.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid-level governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies. I don't care about appearing compassionate.
I think playing with toy guns doesn't make you a killer.
I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized.
I have the right not to be tolerant of others because they are different, weird or piss me off.
I know what SEX is and there are not varying degrees of it. Hell, just ask my wife.
I don't celebrate Kwanzaa. But if you want to that's fine; just don't feel like everyone else should have to.
I believe that if you are selling me a Dairy queen shake, pack of cigarettes, or hotel room you do it in English.
As of matter of fact, if you are an American citizen you should speak English.
I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word freeze or stop in English, See the previous line.
If I received a blow job from one of my subordinate employees in my office, it wouldn't be a private matter or my personal business. I would have been FIRED immediately.
Personally I like big loud motorcycles and I think as long as I'm obeying the law I should be able to ride mine and be left alone.
I know what the definition of lying is.
I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you qualify for any special loan programs, gov't sponsored bank loans, etc., so you can you can open a hotel, c-store, trinket shop, or any damn thing else.
I thought the Taco Bell dog was funny.
I want them to bring back big' ol loud do it yourself fireworks.
I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster or Jack In The Box.
I don't want to eat or drink anything with the words light, Lite, or fat-free on the package.
I don't hate the rich.
I don't pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake, but I'll watch it if I want to.
I've never owned or was a slave, and a large percentage or our forefathers weren't wealthy enough to own one either. Somehow I don't feel the least bit quilty over something that ended damn near a century before I was born.
I think you can respect and admire women while mentally undressing them.
I believe a self-righteous liberal with a cause is more dangerous than a Hell's Angel with an attitude.
I want to know which church is it exactly where the "Rev." Jesse Jackson preaches; and besides what exactly is his job function.
I don't care where Ellen puts her tongue.
I own a gun, you can own a gun, and any red blooded American should be allowed to own a gun, but if you use it in a crime then you will serve the time. A rubber band and a paper clip is a dangerous weapon in the hands of someone with malicious intent.
I worry about dying before I get even.
It seems funny as hell that the same people who threatened to lock me up in 1968 if I wouldn't carry an M16 won't trust me with a 25 auto now.
I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue to make more. If it pisses you off, invent the next operating system that's better and put your name on the building. As a matter of fact I might buy a copy.
I don't believe in hate crime legislation. Even suggesting it pisses me off. You're telling me that someone who is a minority, disabled, another nationality, or otherwise different from the mainstream of this country has more value as a human being that I do as a white male. Hell, if someone kills anyone, I'd say that it's a hate crime.
We don't need more laws! Let's enforce the ones we already have.
I think turkey bacon, turkey beef, turkey fake anything sucks.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes a parent with the balls to stand up to the kid and spank his butt and say "NO".
I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement.
I wear a motorcycle helmet because I want to. I don't want or need a law that makes me or anyone else wear one.
I will not be frowned upon or be looked down upon or be made to keep silent because I have these beliefs and opinions.
I thought this country allowed me that right I will not conform or compromise just to keep from hurting somebody's feelings.
I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise.
Yes as a matter of fact I do think that we should kill every rag head camel jocky that wants to see me, my family and friends die.
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