MY FAVORITE QUOTES

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. 

 ~Author Unknown

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. 

 ~Author Unknown

"I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me."

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro

"Going to trial with a lawyer who considers your whole life-style a Crime in Progress is not a happy prospect."

Hunter S Thomson

"Never go to clubs with metal detectors. Sure it feels safe inside. But what about all those niggas waiting outside with guns? They know you ain't got one."

Chris Rock

"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live"

"If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten"

"Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who would be willing to test any drug they could come up with"

George Carlin

""This is your brain." I've seen a lot of weird shit on drugs. I have never ever ever ever EVER looked at a fucking egg and thought it was a brain."

Bill Hicks

"You can get much farther with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone."

Al Capone

Private Joker: How can you shoot women and children?
Door Gunner: Easy... you don't lead 'em so much.

Full Metal Jacket

Lieutenant Colonel Kilgore: You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end...

"Jesus will you look at all of those fucking Indians!"

General Custer June 25,1876

"If the person in the next lane at the stoplight rolls up the window and locks the door, support their view of life by snarling at them."

Anonymous